Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
This gets funnier every time i see it
i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This is my comic Blame. It’s taken me a VERY long time to create this (mentally not physically. Physically it only took me a little over a week to draw).
Just reblogging this because no one gets to see it when it’s buried in my blog, and the whole point of the comic was to make me tell people.
i’m actually crying right now
This was so similar to my own life…
John Barrowman on “Utopia” (and Running With the Doctor):
David and I have this slight little competition to see who can run the fastest, because I am older than David. So I have this thing that I’m not gonna let the young’un beat me.
- John Barrowman
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
This incredible photo marks the end of Matador Torero Alvaro Munera’s career. He collapsed in remorse mid-fight when he realized he was having to prompt this otherwise gentle beast to fight. He went on to become an avid opponent of bullfights. Even grievously wounded by picadors, he did not attack this man.
Torrero Munera is quoted as saying of this moment: “And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside of me. I describe it as being like a prayer - because if one confesses, it is hoped, that one is forgiven. I felt like the worst shit on earth.”
I’ve reblogged this at least two other times but this is possibly one of my favorite photos ever.The bull is just like ‘Hey, are you okay?’ it’s so powerful
doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint
Hold down the shift key
oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball